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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Top 10 cheap ways to make me laugh.

 For some reason, these make me laugh.

1. An old man or old lady smoking a cigar. I don't know why it does that to me, but give me someone with gray hair lighting up a cigar and suddenly, I'll start laughing.
2. Writing swear words in large capital letters on a sheet of paper. Something about it being taboo.
3. Reading a porno novel. Big one here, especially with someone who enunciates it and/or has a British accent.
4. Any form of alcohol in large quantities. Kegs of beer, liters of vodka, fifths of Jack, you name it.
5. Discussing the etymology of a swear word. Goes along with #2.
6. Southern accented guys. Don't know why, but the twang just makes me laugh.
7. Women whose bodies move in unusual ways. Not limited to the "obvious" parts either
8. Blowing cigarette smoke out your nose. Eat-N-Park, 1996. Couldn't stop laughing.
9. Singing Louie Armstrong in a way that would offend most people of his ethnicity. You be the judge on that one.
10. British-twang euphemisms for body parts. Utterly insane.



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