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Top 10 cheap ways to make me laugh.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:43:47 GMT

For some reason, these make me laugh.

1. An old man or old lady smoking a cigar. I don't know why it does that to me, but give me someone with gray hair lighting up a cigar and suddenly, I'll start laughing.
2. Writing swear words in large capital letters on a sheet of paper. Something about it being taboo.
3. Reading a porno novel. Big one here, especially with someone who enunciates it and/or has a British accent.
4. Any form of alcohol in large quantities. Kegs of beer, liters of vodka, fifths of Jack, you name it.
5. Discussing the etymology of a swear word. Goes along with #2.
6. Southern accented guys. Don't know why, but the twang just makes me laugh.
7. Women whose bodies move in unusual ways. Not limited to the "obvious" parts either
8. Blowing cigarette smoke out your nose. Eat-N-Park, 1996. Couldn't stop laughing.
9. Singing Louie Armstrong in a way that would offend most people of his ethnicity. You be the judge on that one.
10. British-twang euphemisms for body parts. Utterly insane.

Good Article about Fair Use and Copyright

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:33:07 GMT

I found this comic online from a website that talks about copyright constantly. This link is from Duke's Law School and is entitled Tales From the Public Domain: Bound By Law? It's really interesting if you consider yourself to be a filmmaker or producer or have an incomplete or incorrect view about copyright (especially if you live in fear of lawsuits from filesharing or such). Here's the link:

http://www.law.duke.edu/cspd/comics/zoomcomic.html

Do read this - it's very insightful and tells about a lot of things the mainstream media doesn't (mostly because their bosses own the copyrights of EVERYTHING.) Let me know what you think.

Steve gets Rickrolled at Burger King!

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:41:38 GMT

Kind of a laughable thing. I was with my buddy Jim at the Burger King in State College late on a Wednesday night, and suddenly found Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" play on the radio. I had my camera, for once, and decided that it would be fun to show you how stupid and utterly brainless I am.

I also thought that it was quite pointless to upload it to Xanga when it's been on YouTube for, eh....a couple of hours, give or take. Link's here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq8-v9NNy9Y

I like comments :)

Pittsburgh Sports Humor

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:29:38 GMT

Stolen from a Browns' fan site. :) Corrected for accuracy.

1. In a school just outside Philadelphia, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Flyers Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Flyers fans too. Not really knowing what a Flyers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air with one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Flyers fan." says Timmy. The teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Pittsburgh Penguins fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Pens fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Pens fans so I'm a Pens fan, too." Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Flyers fan."

3. A Browns fan, a Steelers fan and a Titans fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Titans fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Titans fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Browns fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Browns fan out crying like a little girl. The Steelers fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Steelers fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Browns fan to my back."

DAMN RIGHT!

OK, let's call it like it is.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:33:41 GMT

I've been realizing something about me that's been probably bothering a lot of you who speak to me, and it's something which I need to realize, so here it is.

Anyways, I am wondering if the fact that I have an unpredictable personality is the reason why a lot of people don't necessarily like me. I have been getting in a lot of fights, especially in the Meteorology Dept., and it seems like they just pop up and go against everyone's beliefs. I know a lot of people think that I hate everyone and that an affiliation with me isn't worth it because, well, my inappropriateness at times doesn't look "chic" to you.

If this is something which is a reason, be it primarily or peripheral, to try and avoid me, kindly ignore it. A lot of it has to do with the fact that I'm not exactly in the right state of mind at times, and it's something where it's not my fault - it's just something about me. Most of the time, I don't talk to anyone, mostly because I think that most of everyone just doesn't want to associate with me. I'm not the type to start conversations, especially when pretty much everyone makes you feel like they won't want to talk to me regardless, so if you want to talk, let me know.

I also realize, in some sense, that part of it is the fact that college groups, classes, and the such are natively "fend for yourself" groups. I know you could care less if I just "disappeared", and I know that going places with me is something that you folks, in the translucent ego, could not bear to do. But you must also realize that there's a good possibility I can get you places and advantages over your friends, just by talking to me. Not to boast, but I have been told by many that I am the biggest untapped resource for knowledge in the Walker Building.

So, if you can't stand me, it's your loss. But you can also remember that sometimes, I get frustrated by the fact I do everything alone, and that the high school drama that goes about the Weather Station, et al. is something where it has already been devastating to my life. You may not like my attitude sometimes, but you do have to remember two things: Sometimes I don't realize how "odd" I may be, and no matter how much you farce it, you're not perfect either. :D

You ain't a Pitt fan unless you crave this....

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:39:53 GMT

Some guy on eBay is selling three game used Pitt football jerseys from the 70s/80s for the meager sum of $129. Considering most authentic jerseys run about that much anyways, I'd say this is a good deal. Make people jealous. Get mugged in Soho on a Saturday night.

Check it out here: http://cgi.ebay.com/PITT-GAME-USED-FOOTBALL-JERSEY-PITTSBURGH-GAME-JERSEY_W0QQitemZ310164367223QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_SM_Fan_Shop?hash=item48373ca777&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

OK, so it's the big elephant on the table....

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:24:31 GMT

I figured that now that it's been about 24 hours since the news broke about Joseph Dado's body being found, that I would discuss the topic and formulate my opinions on the matter, so here goes nothing.

First of all, this event is truly sad to all of us Penn Staters here, and definitely is an unfortunate occurrence. But life will go on, folks. I noticed that a lot of people are posting "RIP", "I feel for you and your family" and the such. Although the feelings you have now may be of deep affection (which I commend), I also think that sometimes, we say these things to impress others and/or climb up on the social ladder, which is taking it a bit too far. Consoling the family is one thing; posting halfhearted messages is taking it too far.

Mean things when you say them, because I find it hard to believe everyone does indeed feel that way. The best way to do this is just remember for now and definitely let Mr. Dado's parents feel consoled at this unchosen and regretful time of life. But don't harp the issue - I know when one of my relatives died over the years, people said things they didn't mean, like "If there's anything I can do for you, let me know." Life does go on, folks. And don't just put it on Facebook like everyone else does, because I know that it's just fair weather bandwagoning. It doesn't make you look bad by saying nothing. I spoke what I felt on my Facebook and nothing more.

Next, the consequences for the place he was last seen, "FIJI". It is currently being contested whether or not they should face charges or not for furnishing alcohol. As someone who has seen and felt the perils of alcohol, I'm going to side on the edge of "no punishment". Why, you may ask, is simple.

This is an 18-year old person we are talking to. We can stick a gun in their hand, give them a steel-jawed boss, and send them to Iraq. This is not a 5 year old that we speak of in a sense. If Mr. Dado decided he wanted to break the law and drink, there are not many mechanisms that can stop him from doing so. The police, Judicial Affairs, and your local RA/CA cannot be everywhere all the time, and it is assumed as independently living adults at Penn State, that you are responsible for your actions.

Also, to keep this in mind: I've been to many, many parties in my college career. Most of the hosts of the party have no clue who's going to the tap, and although (legally) they should be, people can lie about age, status, whatever. With the above point in mind, Fiji knows little, if any, about people unless someone tells them. Lots and lots of unwelcome, uninvited people drop into parties - that's what makes them great. As long as Fiji didn't ask "How old are you" and Mr. Dado said "18" and they said "OK, well, drink anyways", the burden of proof is simply too great.

Finally, the future, and what this means for us at Penn State. First off, expect there to be a strong emphasis on preventing underage drinking. This is going to mean if you are caught with an underage, chances are you'll be removed from school for the rest of the semester, no refund. If you're furnishing (and God forbid you do), it could mean permanent removal from school for life.

Why, you ask? Dado's parents, if they were smart, would file a lawsuit against PSU and Fiji. Penn State would be a coinflip in terms of a decision, but if the above is true, Fiji's no longer paradise. Given the fact that this threat lingers real over President Spanier's head as you are reading this, and considering a lawsuit would make the Eye, Peacock, and the Ears in the Evening, the crackdown will start.

Secondly, the fact is with this is despite the way most of you feel right now, chances are someone in your Facebook group will buy underage again (probably several times) and not think twice. Sure, we all feel scared, but part of the college experience that you have is consumption of alcohol with friends, many who are not of age. The consequences are high (you hear about them) because it happens so often. If it were a small problem, a slap on the wrist is OK. Jail time for serving Jack to a freshman shows (implicitly) that the government is REALLY trying to convince us that it's wrong.

The best thing to learn about this experience? Think before you drink. Have someone stay sober and keep an eye on the people who enjoy (?) the alcohol. If you know someone who's leaving, be their friend and take them home. It might just be a lifesaver. And keep Dado's family in mind, but mind also their privacy - and the best way to pay respects is next time you go out drinking, remember that what happened to him could happen to you - or someone who is your friend. :)

Facebook Helps Nab A Burglar!

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:13:58 GMT

For those of you who believe that Facebook is a not-so-good thing, take light in the fact that it helped catch a burglar not to long ago. According to http://www.p2pnet.net/story/28645 , a woman in Martinsburg PA, came home to find her home burglarized and two diamond rings stolen. Then, she went on the computer, and lo and behold, the burglar had stopped to log onto his Facebook, and was still logged in! Police easily caught the man with the data.

Now, that just goes to prove the two-headed monster of stupidity in crime and the fact that Facebook is good for you. (Just don't let your boss see your posts. :) )

Original Song Lyrics: "Roy Orbison"

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:05:57 GMT

OK, I haven't done this in a while, so here goes nothing. For Roy Orbison mahdear (I think he would have written something like this in his heyday....no copyright infringement intended)

Somedays I think the sun spins the other way
Somedays I try and act like I want it today
It seems that no matter how hard I try
It's always easy to say goodbye
And be it true as I may

I am lonely for the ticks of the clock pass
I am lonely for the grasp of the heart that surpass
It feels I'm lonely for a heart that's true
But I'm still lonely for you
Lonely for you

Some say only the lonely know this feeling ain't right
Somedays I know that it's all out of sight
Behind those glasses are eyes of blue
And they weep for the sorrows so true
And you hold me so tight

I am lonely for the days that pass into dark
I am lonely for the kisses that make a lovers mark
It burns inside for the heart so blue
But I'm still lonely for you
Lonely for you

Pretty woman knows you get anything you want
Somedays the face of her burns and love haunts
You told us you were crying over the girl
And you wanted to give her one final twirl
But why should I have to flaunt
It....

I am lonely for the teardrops that fall from the sky
I am lonely for the people that need not ask why
It makes me want to start the day anew
But I'm still lonely for you
Lonely for you

Student Missing At University Park: Read for Details

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:15:32 GMT

Relayed from a message by Camila R; this message will be tagged.

"Penn State freshman Joseph Dado is currently missing.

He was last seen at FIJI party on Saturday, September 19th at 3:00 AM. He is supposed to have begun walking back to East Halls, but no one has seen or heard from him since he left FIJI.

If you have any information about Joseph, please contact Natalie Dado at 724-858-9809."

http://onwardstate.com/2009/09/20/penn-state-student-missing/

Check it out....if you've seen or heard from this guy, be sure to contact his friend at the above number.